FUN STUFF  

A Man - a Miss
A Car - a Curve
Man kissed miss and missed the curve.
(SIGN ON HWY 66 WEST OF SELIGMAN ARIZONA)

(SIGN IN A NATIONAL MONUMENT)


(NEW STRUCTURAL DESIGN)

I'd rather be Cummin'
than Strokin'
(STICKER ON A DODGE RAM CUMMINS DIESEL)
"Don't worry, I have been waiting all my life!"

(ELDERLY GENTLEMAN IN A SUPERMARKET WHEN WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE DELAY DUE TO A CREDIT CARD PROBLEM )
(EVERGLADES NATIONAL PARK)

(SIGNS OUTSIDE WILLIAMSBURG)
"You're from Austria? You don't sound like Schwarzenegger!"

(RANGER AT MYAKKA RIVER)


"Oh, that's a bad map - but that's OK, I've got a worse one at home!"

(A YOUNG GUY ASKED FOR DIRECTIONS NEAR PLATTSBURG, NY)

(SHENANDOAH NATIONAL PARK)

(A SIGN AT A BASEBALL FIELD)
"Excuse me, where are the Niagara Falls?"

(SOMEBODY ASKING SVEN WHEN STANDING ON ONE OF THE VIEWING PLATFORMS WITH THE ROARING FALLS NEXT TO US)
"I wonder how this was created? I guess it dripped from above..."

(AN AMERICAN COUPLE WONDERING UPON THE CREATION OF THIS NATURAL WONDER IN BRYCE CANYON, PIC ON THE RIGHT)

A friend in La Cañada, California (close to Los Angeles) belatedly received a letter from a friend in LA which an efficient postal office agent had routed to LA in Canada!
Thanks to more diligence by the Canadian counterparts, the letter eventually made it to La Cañada in California.
"I'm not afraid of heights, I'm afraid of falling!"

(A HIKER IN YOSEMITE AT TAFT POINT, A VERTICAL DROPNEARLY 4.000 FEET ABOVE VALLEY FLOOR)
(EXACTLY WHERE IS THIS BUS GOING?)