Fun Stuff

"I DON'T CARRY ANYTHING WITH BLEACH - EXCEPT BLEACH!"
Girl at Espresso stand near Ashland, Canada

For our German speaking friends - a fun translation...

  "DID YOU DROP YOUR NUTS?"
Lady asking Sven in a supermarket. It turns out she was referring to a bag of cashews on the floor.
"THE ROADS ARE NOT THAT BAD AROUND HERE"
A man at the Kamloops supermarket parking lot spotting our truck.
 
 

"CAN I HAVE THIS MAPLE LEAF IN BLUE?"
Someone buying a Canadian flag - overheard in a souvenir store.

'ALASKA IS THE ONLY FOREIGN COUNTRY THAT STILL LIKES AMERICANS'
Headline in Alaska Yukon Community Travel Guide
 
 

"HAVE YOU SEEN BICYCLE PEOPLE? I SEEN THREE BEARS - NEED CAMPGROUND."
Japanese bicyclist on Klondyke Hwy.


fuck you

WITZLEBEN - Family Funeral Home and Crematory
Sign in Anchorage - funny for german speakers

Now, when exactly are they open?