FUN STUFF
I WONDER HOW EASY THE TOP COMES OFF? |
SPACE | "YOU CAN'T MISS IT
- IT'S THE TERMINAL. THE NEXT STOP WOULD BE AFRICA." BUS DRIVER IN A BEACH SUBURB IN PERTH, WESTERN AUSTRALIA, WHEN ASKED HOW WE WOULD RECOGNIZE OUR STOP. |
"A VIEW WITH A ROOM" ADVERTISEMENT FOR A BED AND BREAKFAST IN SOUTHERN AUSTRALIA. |
CAPTION (IN BLUE): IF YOU DRINK AND DRIVE, YOU'RE A BLOODY IDIOT... |
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"A TOURIST ASKED ME
ONCE IF THERE WERE ANY SHARKS IN THE POOLS..." LADY AT THE VISITOR CENTER IN TOM PRICE NEAR KARIJINI NP, A MOUNTAINOUS AREA FAR AWAY FROM THE COAST KNOWN FOR ITS WATERFALLS AND FRESHWATER POOLS. |
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"THINK OF THE FROG'S
PERSPECTIVE - YOU GOTTA TAKE WHATEVER COMES YOUR WAY...." "I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT THE FROGS IN THE TOILET BOWL. THEY'RE NOT CARNIVOROUS." "THE FROGS IN THE TOILET ARE NOT THE PROBLEM BUT I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN THEY CRAP ON MY TOOTHBRUSH." TWO LOCALS IN THE TOP END COMMENTING ON THE FREQUENT OCCURANCE OF FROGS IN RESTROOMS. |
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"YOU
COULD HAVE YOUR TOOTH EXTRACTED AT TEN O'CLOCK AT NIGHT BY EITHER A
CHEMIST OR A BLACKSMITH DEPENDING ON HOW RICH YOU WERE." |
"I WAS INSTRUCTED
TO GIVE MY WIFE A NUMBER 9 PILL BUT WE'D RUN OUT OF THEM, SO I GAVE HER
A 5 AND A 4 AND SHE CAME OUT RIGHT GOOD." A FARMER EXPLAINING THE BENEFITS OF THE 'HEALTH CHEST', A GOVERMENT-PROVIDED MEDICAL AID KIT. PEOPLE LIVING IN REMOTE AREAS CAN CALL THE ROYAL FLYING DOCTORS FOR ADVICE AND BOTH SIDES WILL USE A NUMBERED CHART AND MEDICATION FOR REFERENCE. |
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WELCOME TO NORMANTON POPULATION SMALL - WE LOVE THEM ALL PLEASE DRIVE CAREFULLY SIGN AT ENTRANCE TO VILLAGE |
"SIR, YOU'VE GOT THE BEST CAR, MAN. AN AMERICAN BEAST! HAVE YOU MET SNOOP DOG?" 10-YEAR OLD INDIGENOUS BOY IN BAMAGA, CAPE YORK |
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"IF A LAWN MOWER
TRACTOR HAS LIGHTS, IT MEANS IT'S NOT FAST ENOUGH." |
SPACE TOTALLY PROTECTED DUDE! |
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JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GO TO WONDAI... |
ON A TRAILER MADE OF A NISSAN PATROL PICKUP BED |
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A PUB OF A DIFFERENT KIND IN BROKEN HILL, NEW SOUTH WALES |
"CAUTION - AIRCRAFT LANDING" ADVENTURE AIRLINES? |
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SPACE |